Sports Sermon Seeker Gifts

Church for sports worshipers.

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Golfing Bishop.

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

First Prize!

"Do you have pants in XL?"

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

'Great sermon, Reverend! Too bad my husband couldn't stay awake to hear it.'

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

'Those wafers are no good. Why don't they have cookies?'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Churchwarden Talking to Rector

'Only way I can get people in on a Sunday.'

"So, when will you start telling us about good vs bad cholesterol?"

"I stopped believing in free will when I had my lawyer write mine."

'I'm not going to bore you with a long sermon to-day - here's one I recorded earlier...'

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

"It's not that we consider ourselves holier than others just because we choose to sit in the front row."

Church sign.

'More options!'

"I don't know how he does it. He preaches entire sermons without using the words like, cool or awesome."

Doug Coe

Victim support

"What profit a cat to gain a million hits on YouTube, but lose his soul?"

'Very very uplifting this morning, Reverend!'

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

Zeal.

I love Kung Fu.