Sports Sermon Seeker Gifts

Church for sports worshipers.

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Golfing Bishop.

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

First Prize!

"Do you have pants in XL?"

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'Great sermon, Reverend! Too bad my husband couldn't stay awake to hear it.'

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'Those wafers are no good. Why don't they have cookies?'

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

Churchwarden Talking to Rector

'Only way I can get people in on a Sunday.'

"So, when will you start telling us about good vs bad cholesterol?"

'I'm not going to bore you with a long sermon to-day - here's one I recorded earlier...'

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

"I stopped believing in free will when I had my lawyer write mine."

"It's not that we consider ourselves holier than others just because we choose to sit in the front row."

"I don't know how he does it. He preaches entire sermons without using the words like, cool or awesome."

Captive Audience.

Church sign.

Doug Coe

'More options!'

Victim support

I love Kung Fu.

'Very very uplifting this morning, Reverend!'

'I will need to watch the replay.'

"What profit a cat to gain a million hits on YouTube, but lose his soul?"