Sports Televangelist Pillows

Captive Audience.

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Church for sports worshipers.

Golfing Bishop.

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

Another reason why people who are married should never co-anchor the news.

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

"I must have hit 20 home runs!"

"Before I share the meaning of life with Dave, let's take some calls from our viewers around the world."

His Other Shtick

A preacher of open-source software.

Crossing the thin line into show business

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

'I agree-Gary Lineker can get up your nose sometimes,but...'

Midnight in Minnesota

"We're raising money for our church so our preacher can get a new luxury jet...!"

"I don't get it. I've prayed to God to get rich just like the televangelist told me. but nothing happened."

Zen and the Art of Skiing

Religious marketing, televangelist jumping out of hte TV

Adrian Chiles

"REPENT! REPENT! REPENT!"

TV Darts.

"When I grow up, I want to have a ballpark named after the company I own."

Golfing Fakir.

Clare Balding

The Alter of Football

Cricketer hitting ball out of TV.

"Are these microphones, O Lord, on?"

Thomas Tuchel