Tv Evangelist Pillows

'We've been recieving Earth's TV evangelists for years.'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

"Ladies, gentlemen, come in and take a seat. I've decided to take this corporation in an entirely new direction."

Computerized society.

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

The Ordered List

THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

'Now that's what I call a religious broadcast.'

"Repent! The Venga bus is coming!"

"Well, can we leave some of our literature with you?"

"Hear me, for the Lord has given me an exclusive."

"It was a gift from god."

"Have you ever thought about becoming a duck?"

A preacher of open-source software.

'And exactly how much less did it cost to implement Five Sigma instead of Six, Dwayne?'

'It gives me more energy than five grande espressos.'

'Don't play with firework(ers).'

"Could we talk Girl Scout cookies?"

Motorcycle Faith Healer

"We're raising money for our church so our preacher can get a new luxury jet...!"

"I expected the mission field to be a little more modern."

Religious marketing, televangelist jumping out of hte TV

"For trick or treating, I'm dressing up as Billy Graham and going witnessing door-to-door."

'I feel awkward asking you whether you'd consider me for a missionary position.'

"REPENT! REPENT! REPENT!"

'For Heavens' sake, Murray! Corporate identity isn't bad, but do you really have to do this on every commercial spot from your company?'

'Cult? What makes you think it's a cult?'

"I don't get it. I've prayed to God to get rich just like the televangelist told me. but nothing happened."

Jerry Falwell - Evangelist.

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, I'm here to share a brief Bible message with you about the good news of God's Kingdom."

'I've led an exemplary life! - when will you let me in?'