Music Evangelist Pillows

Guitars in Heaven

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

"Ladies, gentlemen, come in and take a seat. I've decided to take this corporation in an entirely new direction."

The Ordered List

Computerized society.

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

"This next song is about unbridled corporate greed and its propensity to decimate the planet … I hope you like it."

'Now that's what I call a religious broadcast.'

"Repent! The Venga bus is coming!"

"Well, can we leave some of our literature with you?"

"Hear me, for the Lord has given me an exclusive."

Fuzz - the band members have a role to play.

"It was a gift from god."

"Hows the protest song coming along Bill?"

American Heroes

A preacher of open-source software.

"Before I share the meaning of life with Dave, let's take some calls from our viewers around the world."

"Have you ever thought about becoming a duck?"

Religious man watching religious TV

'It gives me more energy than five grande espressos.'

"Vinyl records? Actually, wax cylinders are where it's at now."

"Could we talk Girl Scout cookies?"

Motorcycle Faith Healer

Psychiatrist's patient plays trumpet.

"We're raising money for our church so our preacher can get a new luxury jet...!"

Jerry Falwell - Evangelist.

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, I'm here to share a brief Bible message with you about the good news of God's Kingdom."

'For Heavens' sake, Murray! Corporate identity isn't bad, but do you really have to do this on every commercial spot from your company?'

"I expected the mission field to be a little more modern."

"I don't get it. I've prayed to God to get rich just like the televangelist told me. but nothing happened."

'I've led an exemplary life! - when will you let me in?'

Religious marketing, televangelist jumping out of hte TV

'Cult? What makes you think it's a cult?'