Music Evangelist Gifts

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

"Ladies, gentlemen, come in and take a seat. I've decided to take this corporation in an entirely new direction."

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

Computerized society.

The Ordered List

"This next song is about unbridled corporate greed and its propensity to decimate the planet … I hope you like it."

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

'Now that's what I call a religious broadcast.'

"Well, can we leave some of our literature with you?"

"Repent! The Venga bus is coming!"

"Hear me, for the Lord has given me an exclusive."

Fuzz - the band members have a role to play.

"It was a gift from god."

"Hows the protest song coming along Bill?"

A preacher of open-source software.

"Have you ever thought about becoming a duck?"

Religious man watching religious TV

'It gives me more energy than five grande espressos.'

"Vinyl records? Actually, wax cylinders are where it's at now."

"Could we talk Girl Scout cookies?"

Motorcycle Faith Healer

Psychiatrist's patient plays trumpet.

"We're raising money for our church so our preacher can get a new luxury jet...!"

'I've led an exemplary life! - when will you let me in?'

"I expected the mission field to be a little more modern."

"REPENT! REPENT! REPENT!"

'For Heavens' sake, Murray! Corporate identity isn't bad, but do you really have to do this on every commercial spot from your company?'

Religious marketing, televangelist jumping out of hte TV

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, I'm here to share a brief Bible message with you about the good news of God's Kingdom."

'I feel awkward asking you whether you'd consider me for a missionary position.'

'Cult? What makes you think it's a cult?'

Jerry Falwell - Evangelist.