Code Evangelist Gifts

The Ordered List

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

Computer Expert

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

"Ladies, gentlemen, come in and take a seat. I've decided to take this corporation in an entirely new direction."

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

Computerized society.

Guitars in Heaven

'Will you stick to the script!!!'

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

"Who knew we'd be a desirable demographic?"

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

'What does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his internet provider?'

Will work for manure.

'She's responsible for the smoking ban.'

A preacher of open-source software.

"Why do I bother to evangelize online when no one listens?"

"Before I share the meaning of life with Dave, let's take some calls from our viewers around the world."

"Go and spread the Gospel. Hide it in colorful, little eggs for the world to find and be delighted by."

'And exactly how much less did it cost to implement Five Sigma instead of Six, Dwayne?'

'It gives me more energy than five grande espressos.'

Heaven terms and conditions.

Zero Tolerance

Exit Code

Spyware is easy to see, if you know where to look.

Samuel Morse dictates a letter to his secretary.

"We tried to make it idiot-proof but someone's already made a better idiot."

"We're raising money for our church so our preacher can get a new luxury jet...!"

"REPENT! REPENT! REPENT!"

'For Heavens' sake, Murray! Corporate identity isn't bad, but do you really have to do this on every commercial spot from your company?'

"My Soul belongs to the Computer."