Digital Evangelist Gifts

Computerized society.

'Sure, you write me, but you never instant-message me.'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"Ladies, gentlemen, come in and take a seat. I've decided to take this corporation in an entirely new direction."

"Fact amnesty"

The Ordered List

'You see this app? It starts a revolution.'

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

'We beseech thee oh Lord, tweet us they word.'

'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'

'What does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his internet provider?'

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

Will work for manure.

"OMG! 12 followers already...this thing could go viral."

A preacher of open-source software.

"Why do I bother to evangelize online when no one listens?"

'It gives me more energy than five grande espressos.'

'You didn't hear me say my prayers because I texted them.'

A twitter logo pooping on Trump's head

"My mommy's passwords are stronger than your mommy's passwords."

Save the Files on the Cloud.

'For Heavens' sake, Murray! Corporate identity isn't bad, but do you really have to do this on every commercial spot from your company?'

Police brutality caught and spread by phone.

'It looks like a sad individual hunched over a computer, but apparently it's people power.'

"He seems to have drifted from online activism to couch-based complacency."

"I've used 'Systemic Racism', 'White Privilege', 'Post-Racial Society' and 'Marginalized'"

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

"Yes, but take away the rodent droppings and the occasional shard of glass, and you've still got a damn fine product."

"Now take a nice picture of the postcard and send it to grandmother."