Code Evangelist T-Shirts

The Ordered List

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

Computer Expert

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"Ladies, gentlemen, come in and take a seat. I've decided to take this corporation in an entirely new direction."

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

Computerized society.

'Will you stick to the script!!!'

"Who knew we'd be a desirable demographic?"

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

'What does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his internet provider?'

Will work for manure.

"Why do I bother to evangelize online when no one listens?"

'She's responsible for the smoking ban.'

A preacher of open-source software.

"Go and spread the Gospel. Hide it in colorful, little eggs for the world to find and be delighted by."

'And exactly how much less did it cost to implement Five Sigma instead of Six, Dwayne?'

'It gives me more energy than five grande espressos.'

Zero Tolerance

Exit Code

Spyware is easy to see, if you know where to look.

Heaven terms and conditions.

"We tried to make it idiot-proof but someone's already made a better idiot."

Samuel Morse dictates a letter to his secretary.

"We're raising money for our church so our preacher can get a new luxury jet...!"

'Is all you can say?' - 'No but that's all I think you'll understand.'

"My Soul belongs to the Computer."

'I've led an exemplary life! - when will you let me in?'

"REPENT! REPENT! REPENT!"