Sports Humor Collector Gifts

'Athletic Trainer in the locker room...'

Some Cricket Novelties.

'I was dropped from the insect football team... it took me too long to put my boots on!'

'This guy will swing at anything.'

Cat and mouse.

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

'Here we go again...'

Pole Vault Rules

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Ok, ok, maybe you guys are right - maybe I do have a concussion.

The best goalie in the world!

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Punishment for the kicker.

Football heads...

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

Team medic spraying deodorant

"Okay...just this once...but no more practice swings!"

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

Ref shows footballer green card.

"Wow! This really is a lofted iron!"

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat