Sports Analyst With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

80 Million Euros for a football player.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

Punt Cake

Football Chameleon

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Alternative fielding positions

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

Footballer kicking his own brain.

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

Punishment for the kicker.

Football heads...

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."