Sports Analyst With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

80 Million Euros for a football player.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Punt Cake

Football Chameleon

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

Alternative fielding positions

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

Sloth 10K.

"Getting the hang of it?"

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

The Hockey World

Cat and mouse.

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

Footballer kicking his own brain.

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

Football heads...