'Those flashers make no sense to me. The less they have, the more they want to show it.'
Spooky Satirists Gifts
Looking for a gift that combines dark humor and satirical wit? Our spooky satirists collection offers artful products that poke fun at the mysterious and the macabre. Ideal for creative minds who appreciate clever parody and a playful take on spooky themes. Whether for a friend with a dark sense of humor or a fellow satirical art lover, these items bring a mix of humor, wit, and a dash of the uncanny.
Occu-Pie Mars
They're Not Just That Into It
Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are
The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."
"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""
'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'
'I'm an atheist!'
"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."
"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."
'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'
"Oh, say you can't see, any conflicts of interest in me! What's good for my brand, is now the law of the land! And the crooked media's nasty glare, my killer tweets bursting in air... Gave proof to the news cycle, that I'm so awesome it's almost unfair!..
Antiwar Democrats Get Tough
"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."
Stephen King
'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'
War of Words
"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"
'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'
'Blair picks safe poet caureate' "He was just giong through the motions"
'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'
Nun fight at the OK Corral.
'Listen up, you ghoul fools, at midnight the mummy takes off the wrappings! Heh heh - just kidding folks, but seriously...'
"Oooh! What's he gonna do now?!"
The Bible, signed copy.
Leftie Trump
"This isn't how the story went at all."
'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'
"Honestly, I'm not sure I even know who every one of you are anymore."
Vampire Family Photos...
Other Than That Everything's Perfect
"Hey, this is a good bit- did I say that?"
'... And here's one I made earlier.'
Notice on back of bishop's gown - How's My Droving.
Trump the Shepherdess
Spooky Satirists Gifts Collection
Spooky Satirists Mugs
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Spooky Satirists Prints
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