Spooky Satirists Mugs

'Those flashers make no sense to me. The less they have, the more they want to show it.'

Occu-Pie Mars

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

'I'm an atheist!'

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

'Blair picks safe poet caureate' "He was just giong through the motions"

'Listen up, you ghoul fools, at midnight the mummy takes off the wrappings! Heh heh - just kidding folks, but seriously...'

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

War of Words

The Bible, signed copy.

"This isn't how the story went at all."

'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'

Vampire Family Photos...

'... And here's one I made earlier.'

"Hey, this is a good bit- did I say that?"

Other Than That Everything's Perfect

Trump the Shepherdess

"Father Fondell. . . your confessional is ready."

Notice on back of bishop's gown - How's My Droving.