Spacey Satirists Mugs

"The coffee is lousy. But the atmosphere..."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"If you work hard, exploit your employees, take advantage of a pandemic, use loopholes to avoid taxes,hoard your wealth, and in an act of extreme self-indulgent meaningless vanity, you can someday be an astronaut."

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

Large Hadron Colliider-scope

"The planet appears to be inhabitable but more like low-income inhabitable."

'Russian scientists have determined where the meteorite than injured 1000 people came from. Thet say, 'It's not from around here.''

'Take us to your lead.'

Stand up comedians from outer space.

After our sun sheds the last of its energy and collapses in on itself... ...after the solar systems degraded, their planets flung out and consumed... And after those billions of stars in their billions of galaxies are all slowly snuffed out one by one... ...and after the last of the supermassive black holes evaporates... A single last question will remain, drifting through the long, cosmic dark... To renew your universe, please update your payment details.

'I wouldn't consider you an environmentalist when your hybrid runs on half crude oil and half coal.'

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

"What do you use to relieve the burning and itching of asteroids?"

'Celestial music, my eye. We were just picking up some FM station in Vienna.'

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

'I come from. . . URANUS!'

'Sorry folks, Tractor Beam's broken. We'll have to use a tractor piece of rope.'

Invasion if the Ill prepared Giants!

Astronaut dowsing on new planet.

Is someone trying to tell us something..?

New evidence from Curiosity; Martian blood likely to be green.

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'