Spooky Humorists Gifts

"Sorry I backed into you. I didn't see you in my mirrors."

Healthy Witch Digest

"Here we are."

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

Macbeth: Take Two

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

Ghost puddle

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

The following is a paid political announcement.

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

"Some Debussy, Igor."

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

Cat Frankenstein

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

Fancy a pint?

"Sometime I feel people go out of their way just to scare me."

"Well, we got the grant."

"It was a botched surgery."

The Zombie Awakes...

'You complete me.'