Speed Dating Irony Lover Pillows

"Speed daters! Say hi within the hour!"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

"I do want to talk about your feelings but first let's talk about cheese."

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'"

Speed Dating Disasters

Church Drive-Thru.

Christian Speed Dating

Speed Dating

Some blind dates work out just fine.

"I think you are exceeding the speed limit."

'Anyone can arrange a blind date, only truly great ones can arrange a whole relationship.'

'Looks are not everything.'

'I can't read your manuscript now, Miss Austen, I'm going speed dating.'

"Nah, not my type."

"I thought it was a place to pick up some chicks, but NOOOOO!"

'We met speed dating, had a whirlwind romance...'

"I'm invisible to all men."

"I think she's just playing 'hard to get'!"

'I got a date by table 6, had an affair by table 13 and was divorced by table 23.'

'From this distance, she looks rather nice: You're safe to go on this blind date of yours...'

'I think we should start seeing other people.'

"Gosh, that was quick!"

'I take it you don't want me to come in for a drink.'

I'm a feminist. I think that's cute!

Dating club outside divorce court.

"You cheeky little monkey, Stephen, trying to pinch a chip."

"A new study says teen in love have a higher risk for depression than teens who aren't romantically involved."