Speed Dating Irony Lover Gifts

"Speed daters! Say hi within the hour!"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

"I do want to talk about your feelings but first let's talk about cheese."

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'"

Speed Dating Disasters

Church Drive-Thru.

Christian Speed Dating

Speed Dating

Some blind dates work out just fine.

"I think you are exceeding the speed limit."

Paleontology Dept. 7.5 million years! He does it with one quick look. Ernie's an expert at speed dating!

"Nah, not my type."

'I can't read your manuscript now, Miss Austen, I'm going speed dating.'

'Looks are not everything.'

'Anyone can arrange a blind date, only truly great ones can arrange a whole relationship.'

"I thought it was a place to pick up some chicks, but NOOOOO!"

'We met speed dating, had a whirlwind romance...'

"I'm invisible to all men."

Speed Dating. Ernie likes speed dating because the date's duration has a guaranteed minimum.

I'm a feminist. I think that's cute!

Have you ever tried speed dating? No. Can we try it now?

Will You Waste My Time?

Dating club outside divorce court.

"I think she's just playing 'hard to get'!"

'I take it you don't want me to come in for a drink.'

"You cheeky little monkey, Stephen, trying to pinch a chip."

"Gosh, that was quick!"

'I think we should start seeing other people.'

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'I got a date by table 6, had an affair by table 13 and was divorced by table 23.'

'From this distance, she looks rather nice: You're safe to go on this blind date of yours...'