Soybean Sceptic Gifts

'We do not discuss soybeans on these premises, Mrs. Grommet.'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

Man sees hug capsules: 'Not to be taken Orally.'

'Too much Omega 3.'

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

"It's dangerous to eat pangolins, but..."

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

Way Too Genetically Engineered Chicken

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

'Do you want flies with that?'

Corporate urban legends

'You're taking too much of that clamshell calcium, Margaret.'

'Soy milk, soy burgers...imagine being replaced by a bean.'

'I'm glad I don't like spinach because if I liked it I'd eat it and I hate the stuff!'

"It's extremely rare for anyone to suffer side effects from health supplements Mr Baxter. Just how much cod liver oil have you been taking?"

I Hate Alphabet Soup.

'Sermon - if he wanted us to eat genetically-modified food, h would have modified them himself.'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu.'

'French onion soup. Hold the soup.'

Smart drugs. 'Gee, duh, I don't know. Does it look like we have any in stock?'

'You've got me. Is it animal, vegetable or minestrone?'

Super and Super Duper Vitamins.

"I made a new year's resolution to eat spinach. If I can't stand it, I'll give it up for Lent."

'How is it health food prices always make me feel sick as a parrot?'

Record soy bean crop

'Who wants another slice of Brussel Sprout...?'

A vegetarian cursing a cow.

"My first soybean."

'I like the property - but I'm rather worried about the sugar content.'

March Against Monsanto Media Blackout!

'They must work. I've never had a repeat customer.'