Soybean Sceptic Gifts

'We do not discuss soybeans on these premises, Mrs. Grommet.'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'Too much Omega 3.'

Man sees hug capsules: 'Not to be taken Orally.'

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"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? "Death of a Salesman." Adapted to a fly, of course.

"It's dangerous to eat pangolins, but..."

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

Way Too Genetically Engineered Chicken

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

Corporate urban legends

'Do you want flies with that?'

'Soy milk, soy burgers...imagine being replaced by a bean.'

"It's extremely rare for anyone to suffer side effects from health supplements Mr Baxter. Just how much cod liver oil have you been taking?"

'I'm glad I don't like spinach because if I liked it I'd eat it and I hate the stuff!'

'You're taking too much of that clamshell calcium, Margaret.'

Super and Super Duper Vitamins.

'Sermon - if he wanted us to eat genetically-modified food, h would have modified them himself.'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu.'

I Hate Alphabet Soup.

'French onion soup. Hold the soup.'

Smart drugs. 'Gee, duh, I don't know. Does it look like we have any in stock?'

'You've got me. Is it animal, vegetable or minestrone?'

"I made a new year's resolution to eat spinach. If I can't stand it, I'll give it up for Lent."

'I like the property - but I'm rather worried about the sugar content.'

'How is it health food prices always make me feel sick as a parrot?'

Record soy bean crop

"My first soybean."

'Who wants another slice of Brussel Sprout...?'

A vegetarian cursing a cow.

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