Software Engineers Gifts

Baby eating "Uploading", Baby on toilet "Downloading"

The before-you-know-it-I'll-be-obsolete computer co.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

The Computer Bore

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

Thinking Gears

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

The DaVinci Code

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Robotic Man

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

'Can our software do that?'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"