Software Engineers Mugs

Baby eating "Uploading", Baby on toilet "Downloading"

The before-you-know-it-I'll-be-obsolete computer co.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

The Computer Bore

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

Thinking Gears

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

The DaVinci Code

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

Robotic Man

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

'Can our software do that?'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'