Software Engineering Gifts

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'My app just ate your widget.'

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'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Young Frankenstein"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

The Computer Bore

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'C'mon get it straight.'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'Hmph. College kids.'

Albert Einstein

"We've made great progress!"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"What's a patent?"

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'I told you it would be useful.'