Software Design Gifts

"Now, remember...don't tell Daddy you designed the software he uses at work... I want him to get to know you first!"

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

Copycats

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

The Computer Bore

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

The DaVinci Code

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

Robotic Man

Evolution.

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."