Social Nudity Fan Gifts

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

'No luggage.'

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'From what you've told me, Lord Godiva, I think your wife is having a mid-life crisis.'

'Do Not Feed The Bares'

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

'Now that we've moved to this nudist colony, I suppose we should send everyone a change of undress notice!'

'Naturism is not a religion, Perkins, nor can this rightly be termed 'dress'.'

'Not in front of the neighbours, Dear!'

Naked Morris Dancers.

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

Nudist Beach: Beautiful PeopleEveryone else.

'Am I next?'

"Looks like Fred's headed to that clothing optional beach again."

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'

'It's the new transparent government.'

'How did you...never mind...ring the doorbell?'

'I know you're retired now, Walter, but I still think you should put on some clothes.'

'Mr Barnet a word please in my office now.'

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."

Au Naturel Restaurant

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."