Social Nudity Fan Pillows

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'No luggage.'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'Do Not Feed The Bares'

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

'From what you've told me, Lord Godiva, I think your wife is having a mid-life crisis.'

'Now that we've moved to this nudist colony, I suppose we should send everyone a change of undress notice!'

'Not in front of the neighbours, Dear!'

'Naturism is not a religion, Perkins, nor can this rightly be termed 'dress'.'

Naked Morris Dancers.

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

Nudist Beach: Beautiful PeopleEveryone else.

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

'I know you're retired now, Walter, but I still think you should put on some clothes.'

'It's the new transparent government.'

George was proving to be very popular with the ladies after taking-up nude pole vaulting!

'Am I next?'

"Did you know the first nudist resort opened in Germany in 1903 in Dresden?"

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

'Why do you always insist on a NATURIST holiday?'

"Looks like Fred's headed to that clothing optional beach again."

'Mr Barnet a word please in my office now.'

Au Naturel Restaurant

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."