Public Nudity Supporter Gifts

'I don't care if it is Nude Recreation Week, you are not getting in my truck until you put some pants on!'

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

REPENT! Get back to nature

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Look! A streaker!

'No luggage.'

The Shy Nudist Camp.

False Modesty: Naked sunbathing woman wears a veil.

Turtle nude painting.

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

'Don't tell anybody, but I'm not wearing a robe.'

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

'From what you've told me, Lord Godiva, I think your wife is having a mid-life crisis.'

'Naturism is not a religion, Perkins, nor can this rightly be termed 'dress'.'

'It's great that you get a boost in productivity from working in the nude, Paul, but I need you to stop borrowing my chair.'

'Not in front of the neighbours, Dear!'

One of the many advantages of shopping online!

'Why do you always insist on a NATURIST holiday?'

'I've got nothing to wear!'

'I know you're retired now, Walter, but I still think you should put on some clothes.'

'Mr Barnet a word please in my office now.'

'It's the new transparent government.'

'How did you...never mind...ring the doorbell?'

"Looks like Fred's headed to that clothing optional beach again."

"Oh, that old thing? She's been wearing that for years, haven't you dear?"

"How on earth do you keep your cool with all this naked flesh around?"

'Am I next?'

Snails with no shells at nude beach.

"I love the way you've put your outfit together."

NO skinny dipping

'I've lost all my inhibitions.'

'You don't expect me to play volleyball without a sports bra, do you?'

"I came into this world naked and ugly and I'm still naked and ugly."