Embracing Nudity Gifts

The Shy Nudist Camp.

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

REPENT! Get back to nature

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Look! A streaker!

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

Two piece outfits only.

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

Turtle nude painting.

'No luggage.'

False Modesty: Naked sunbathing woman wears a veil.

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

'Don't tell anybody, but I'm not wearing a robe.'

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'Let's git naked!'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'This is totally bananas!'

"Harold, is that you?"

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

"Gangs Of Nude Beach"

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

'I didn't spend all that money on a suntan for nothing.'

'From what you've told me, Lord Godiva, I think your wife is having a mid-life crisis.'

'Ms. Ames, send in a suit.'

'It's great that you get a boost in productivity from working in the nude, Paul, but I need you to stop borrowing my chair.'