Embracing Nudity Pillows

The Shy Nudist Camp.

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

REPENT! Get back to nature

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

Look! A streaker!

'No luggage.'

Turtle nude painting.

False Modesty: Naked sunbathing woman wears a veil.

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

Two piece outfits only.

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

'Don't tell anybody, but I'm not wearing a robe.'

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'Let's git naked!'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'This is totally bananas!'

'It's great that you get a boost in productivity from working in the nude, Paul, but I need you to stop borrowing my chair.'

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

'I didn't spend all that money on a suntan for nothing.'

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

"Harold, is that you?"

'From what you've told me, Lord Godiva, I think your wife is having a mid-life crisis.'

"Gangs Of Nude Beach"

'Ms. Ames, send in a suit.'

Naked Morris Dancers.