Nudity Advocate Pillows

NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, NO SERVICE., 'What the heck - rules were made to be broken.'

"You're welcome to stay, but the household goes all nude after 9pm."

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

REPENT! Get back to nature

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Look! A streaker!

False Modesty: Naked sunbathing woman wears a veil.

The Shy Nudist Camp.

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

'No luggage.'

Turtle nude painting.

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

'Don't tell anybody, but I'm not wearing a robe.'

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'Not in front of the neighbours, Dear!'

'Do Not Feed The Bares'

'It's great that you get a boost in productivity from working in the nude, Paul, but I need you to stop borrowing my chair.'

'Naturism is not a religion, Perkins, nor can this rightly be termed 'dress'.'

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

'How did you...never mind...ring the doorbell?'

"Oh, that old thing? She's been wearing that for years, haven't you dear?"

'Am I next?'

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'

'Mr Barnet a word please in my office now.'

George was proving to be very popular with the ladies after taking-up nude pole vaulting!

"Looks like Fred's headed to that clothing optional beach again."

"Did you know the first nudist resort opened in Germany in 1903 in Dresden?"

'It's the new transparent government.'