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'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

'We need to discuss you perception of casual Fridays.'

'Topless bathing not allowed.'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Look! A streaker!

Turtle nude painting.

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

'No luggage.'

False Modesty: Naked sunbathing woman wears a veil.

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

'Don't tell anybody, but I'm not wearing a robe.'

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'It's great that you get a boost in productivity from working in the nude, Paul, but I need you to stop borrowing my chair.'

'Do Not Feed The Bares'

'This is totally bananas!'

Naked Morris Dancers.

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

Nudist Beach: Beautiful PeopleEveryone else.

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

'It's the new transparent government.'

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."

Au Naturel Restaurant

'How did you...never mind...ring the doorbell?'

"Did you know the first nudist resort opened in Germany in 1903 in Dresden?"

"Looks like Fred's headed to that clothing optional beach again."

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."

'Mr Barnet a word please in my office now.'

'I've got nothing to wear!'