Nudity Advocate Mugs

NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, NO SERVICE., 'What the heck - rules were made to be broken.'

"You're welcome to stay, but the household goes all nude after 9pm."

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

REPENT! Get back to nature

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Look! A streaker!

The Shy Nudist Camp.

'No luggage.'

False Modesty: Naked sunbathing woman wears a veil.

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

Turtle nude painting.

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

'Don't tell anybody, but I'm not wearing a robe.'

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'It's great that you get a boost in productivity from working in the nude, Paul, but I need you to stop borrowing my chair.'

'Not in front of the neighbours, Dear!'

'Do Not Feed The Bares'

'Naturism is not a religion, Perkins, nor can this rightly be termed 'dress'.'

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

George was proving to be very popular with the ladies after taking-up nude pole vaulting!

"Looks like Fred's headed to that clothing optional beach again."

'Mr Barnet a word please in my office now.'

"Oh, that old thing? She's been wearing that for years, haven't you dear?"

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."

'How did you...never mind...ring the doorbell?'

One of the many advantages of shopping online!

'I know you're retired now, Walter, but I still think you should put on some clothes.'