Social Nudity Gifts

'I feel completely naked without my watch.'

'Why do you always insist on a NATURIST holiday?'

"An everything Martini, please."

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"What a day. I almost lost my smug look of detached superiority."

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

Look! A streaker!

"Wine is plant-based food."

'He's been shot!'

'It looks like blood, tastes like Ribena, I just hope it gets me drunk,'

"Brian's considering the optics."

"Yes, it is hot in here."

False Modesty: Naked sunbathing woman wears a veil.

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

'No luggage.'

The Shy Nudist Camp.

Two piece outfits only.

"The fifth wine has bright apple and pear notes, with just the barest hint of a blinding headache."

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

"These days, many people can only afford to drink from home."

"Are you looking for 'drinks and nibbles' beer, 'I don't really drink beer' beer, or good old fashioned 'gidday mate' beer?"

'Don't tell anybody, but I'm not wearing a robe.'

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'I am such a loser!' 'You're overreacting. Lots of people have never won the lottery.'

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'Let's git naked!'