Social Nudity Mugs

'I feel completely naked without my watch.'

'Why do you always insist on a NATURIST holiday?'

"An everything Martini, please."

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"What a day. I almost lost my smug look of detached superiority."

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

Look! A streaker!

"Wine is plant-based food."

"Yes, it is hot in here."

'He's been shot!'

"Brian's considering the optics."

"The fifth wine has bright apple and pear notes, with just the barest hint of a blinding headache."

Two piece outfits only.

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

'No luggage.'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

The Shy Nudist Camp.

False Modesty: Naked sunbathing woman wears a veil.

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

'Don't tell anybody, but I'm not wearing a robe.'

"Are you looking for 'drinks and nibbles' beer, 'I don't really drink beer' beer, or good old fashioned 'gidday mate' beer?"

"These days, many people can only afford to drink from home."

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'I am such a loser!' 'You're overreacting. Lots of people have never won the lottery.'

'Let's git naked!'

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

"My wine! My bubbles!"