Social Nudism Gifts

'Now that we've moved to this nudist colony, I suppose we should send everyone a change of undress notice!'

"Privates Beach"

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

Look! A streaker!

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

"I've got pride but no shame."

Two piece outfits only.

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

False Modesty: Naked sunbathing woman wears a veil.

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

'I've never done this before.'

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

Success often means distracting the competition.

'Don't tell anybody, but I'm not wearing a robe.'

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'Let's git naked!'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'This is totally bananas!'

'From what you've told me, Lord Godiva, I think your wife is having a mid-life crisis.'

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

'It's great that you get a boost in productivity from working in the nude, Paul, but I need you to stop borrowing my chair.'

"Harold, is that you?"

"Gangs Of Nude Beach"

'Ms. Ames, send in a suit.'

'I'm all for answering the call of the wild, but Bill really takes it to the extreme!'

Naked Morris Dancers.

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.