Social Nudity Explorer Gifts

"Now you tell me I'm the only member?"

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

The Shy Nudist Camp.

'No luggage.'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

Turtle nude painting.

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'Not in front of the neighbours, Dear!'

'Now that we've moved to this nudist colony, I suppose we should send everyone a change of undress notice!'

'Naturism is not a religion, Perkins, nor can this rightly be termed 'dress'.'

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

'All the stars are coming out tonight.'

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

'Why do you always insist on a NATURIST holiday?'

'I know you're retired now, Walter, but I still think you should put on some clothes.'

"Looks like Fred's headed to that clothing optional beach again."

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."

'How did you...never mind...ring the doorbell?'

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

"Oh, that old thing? She's been wearing that for years, haven't you dear?"

'Mr Barnet a word please in my office now.'

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."

"I told him nudism in space is a bad idea!"