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"Now you tell me I'm the only member?"

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

The Shy Nudist Camp.

'No luggage.'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

Turtle nude painting.

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'Not in front of the neighbours, Dear!'

'Now that we've moved to this nudist colony, I suppose we should send everyone a change of undress notice!'

'Naturism is not a religion, Perkins, nor can this rightly be termed 'dress'.'

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

'All the stars are coming out tonight.'

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

'Why do you always insist on a NATURIST holiday?'

'I know you're retired now, Walter, but I still think you should put on some clothes.'

"Looks like Fred's headed to that clothing optional beach again."

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."

'How did you...never mind...ring the doorbell?'

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

"Oh, that old thing? She's been wearing that for years, haven't you dear?"

'Mr Barnet a word please in my office now.'

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."

"I told him nudism in space is a bad idea!"