Social Nudity Explorer Prints

"Now you tell me I'm the only member?"

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

The Shy Nudist Camp.

'No luggage.'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

Turtle nude painting.

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'Naturism is not a religion, Perkins, nor can this rightly be termed 'dress'.'

'Now that we've moved to this nudist colony, I suppose we should send everyone a change of undress notice!'

'Not in front of the neighbours, Dear!'

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

'How did you...never mind...ring the doorbell?'

'Am I next?'

'It's the new transparent government.'

George was proving to be very popular with the ladies after taking-up nude pole vaulting!

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'

'Why do you always insist on a NATURIST holiday?'

"I told him nudism in space is a bad idea!"

Au Naturel Restaurant

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."

"Looks like Fred's headed to that clothing optional beach again."

"Did you know the first nudist resort opened in Germany in 1903 in Dresden?"

"Oh, that old thing? She's been wearing that for years, haven't you dear?"