Nudity Navigator Gifts

Lady does a double-take walking past a naked statue.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Fishing direction sign.

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'So much for your internal compass.'

Canadian Canoe.

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

Bear Signpost.

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

'We don't need helicopter vision, Manfred. We need a helicopter.'

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

Bob found maps very misleading.

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

Turtle nude painting.

Reality Bites

'This book's useless - it just tells me to loosen her clothing...'

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

'No luggage.'

'Oh, oh, this is bad - That's our guide.'

"That! That's why I don't like Alfresco dining!"

Fight-or-Flight Response Study Commission.

'Our financial adviser urges us to take a hiking vacation this summer.'