Nudity Navigator Gifts

Lady does a double-take walking past a naked statue.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Fishing direction sign.

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

'So much for your internal compass.'

Canadian Canoe.

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

'We don't need helicopter vision, Manfred. We need a helicopter.'

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

Bob found maps very misleading.

Turtle nude painting.

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

'This book's useless - it just tells me to loosen her clothing...'

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

'No luggage.'

Reality Bites

"You have reached your destination (for the 4th time tonight, I might I add?)"

'Oh, oh, this is bad - That's our guide.'

'Our financial adviser urges us to take a hiking vacation this summer.'

"That! That's why I don't like Alfresco dining!"