Nudist Supporters Gifts

'I've got nothing to wear!'

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

REPENT! Get back to nature

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

False Modesty: Naked sunbathing woman wears a veil.

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

'Before I agree to marry you, I want to see what you look like with clothes on!'

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'From what you've told me, Lord Godiva, I think your wife is having a mid-life crisis.'

'It's great that you get a boost in productivity from working in the nude, Paul, but I need you to stop borrowing my chair.'

Naked Morris Dancers.

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

Nudist Beach: Beautiful PeopleEveryone else.

"Did you know the first nudist resort opened in Germany in 1903 in Dresden?"

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."

Au Naturel Restaurant

"Looks like Fred's headed to that clothing optional beach again."

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

'How did you...never mind...ring the doorbell?'

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."

'Mr Barnet a word please in my office now.'

One of the many advantages of shopping online!

'I know you're retired now, Walter, but I still think you should put on some clothes.'

George was proving to be very popular with the ladies after taking-up nude pole vaulting!

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'

"How on earth do you keep your cool with all this naked flesh around?"

'Oh please Just who does Jerry think he's kidding with that censor strip'