Nudist Sympathizer Gifts

"How on earth do you keep your cool with all this naked flesh around?"

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

REPENT! Get back to nature

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

Look! A streaker!

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

False Modesty: Naked sunbathing woman wears a veil.

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

'Before I agree to marry you, I want to see what you look like with clothes on!'

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'I didn't spend all that money on a suntan for nothing.'

'It's great that you get a boost in productivity from working in the nude, Paul, but I need you to stop borrowing my chair.'

'Do Not Feed The Bares'

'This is totally bananas!'

Naked Morris Dancers.

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

Nudist Beach: Beautiful PeopleEveryone else.

Birthday Suit Alterations

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

'Mr Barnet a word please in my office now.'

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'

'How did you...never mind...ring the doorbell?'

"I'll try just one to start."

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

"Looks like Fred's headed to that clothing optional beach again."

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."

Au Naturel Restaurant