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'I've got nothing to wear!'

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

REPENT! Get back to nature

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

False Modesty: Naked sunbathing woman wears a veil.

'Before I agree to marry you, I want to see what you look like with clothes on!'

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'From what you've told me, Lord Godiva, I think your wife is having a mid-life crisis.'

'It's great that you get a boost in productivity from working in the nude, Paul, but I need you to stop borrowing my chair.'

Naked Morris Dancers.

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

Nudist Beach: Beautiful PeopleEveryone else.

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

'I know you're retired now, Walter, but I still think you should put on some clothes.'

"How on earth do you keep your cool with all this naked flesh around?"

"Looks like Fred's headed to that clothing optional beach again."

'Mr Barnet a word please in my office now.'

One of the many advantages of shopping online!

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'

George was proving to be very popular with the ladies after taking-up nude pole vaulting!

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."

"Did you know the first nudist resort opened in Germany in 1903 in Dresden?"

'How did you...never mind...ring the doorbell?'

Au Naturel Restaurant

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."

'Oh please Just who does Jerry think he's kidding with that censor strip'

"Knock knock, are you decent?"