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'It's great that you get a boost in productivity from working in the nude, Paul, but I need you to stop borrowing my chair.'

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

REPENT! Get back to nature

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

Look! A streaker!

Turtle nude painting.

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

'No luggage.'

False Modesty: Naked sunbathing woman wears a veil.

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

'Before I agree to marry you, I want to see what you look like with clothes on!'

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

'Don't tell anybody, but I'm not wearing a robe.'

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'This is totally bananas!'

'Do Not Feed The Bares'

'I didn't spend all that money on a suntan for nothing.'

Naked Morris Dancers.

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

Nudist Beach: Beautiful PeopleEveryone else.

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'

"Looks like Fred's headed to that clothing optional beach again."

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."

"How on earth do you keep your cool with all this naked flesh around?"

'It's the new transparent government.'

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

"I'll try just one to start."

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."