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'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

REPENT! Get back to nature

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Look! A streaker!

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

False Modesty: Naked sunbathing woman wears a veil.

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

Two piece outfits only.

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

'Don't tell anybody, but I'm not wearing a robe.'

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

"Gangs Of Nude Beach"

'It's great that you get a boost in productivity from working in the nude, Paul, but I need you to stop borrowing my chair.'

A Female and Male Banana going for a Skinny-dip into the ocean.

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

'This is totally bananas!'

'I didn't spend all that money on a suntan for nothing.'

"Harold, is that you?"

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'

'Mr Barnet a word please in my office now.'

'Candor is a plus.'

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"I told him nudism in space is a bad idea!"

"Looks like Fred's headed to that clothing optional beach again."

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."

"Oh, that old thing? She's been wearing that for years, haven't you dear?"