Nudist Colony Supporters Gifts

'Geez Neville, 2 million years of evolution and look what you've achieved... you're a nudist!'

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

REPENT! Get back to nature

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

False Modesty: Naked sunbathing woman wears a veil.

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

'From what you've told me, Lord Godiva, I think your wife is having a mid-life crisis.'

'It's great that you get a boost in productivity from working in the nude, Paul, but I need you to stop borrowing my chair.'

Naked Morris Dancers.

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

Nudist Beach: Beautiful PeopleEveryone else.

'I've got nothing to wear!'

One of the many advantages of shopping online!

"How on earth do you keep your cool with all this naked flesh around?"

A gorilla returns in his space ship and discovers (to his disappointment) that the gorillas they left behind haven't really evolved - infact they have become nudists!

'You don't expect me to play volleyball without a sports bra, do you?'

'You have to admire these grand prix streakers.'

'POSTED! TOPLESS BATHERS ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT!'

"Fancy a game of get-dressed poker?"

'We need to discuss you perception of casual Fridays.'

'Do you ever have those dreams where you're walking around fully clothed?'

Starkers Nudist Camp.

"Oh dear, he died with his boots on."

'I had a really embarrassing dream last night. I was walking around in public, with all my clothes on.'

Face coverings are required on public transport.

'Naturist Holidays Ltd' Executive has photo of nude wife on his desk.

"I don't like the look of that new member."

'I tell you. He's on Viagra - it sticks out a mile'

Oh, please, like you didn't know this was a topless beach.

"Yes, sure, pop round - I've got nothing on at the moment!"

'Topless bathing not allowed.'

"Thank you for not looking."

"I must say nothing looks good on her!"

Nudist Colony.

Nudist Tortoise