Nudist Colony Fan Gifts

'I had a really embarrassing dream last night. I was walking around in public, with all my clothes on.'

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

'Before I agree to marry you, I want to see what you look like with clothes on!'

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'From what you've told me, Lord Godiva, I think your wife is having a mid-life crisis.'

'Do Not Feed The Bares'

Naked Morris Dancers.

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

Nudist Beach: Beautiful PeopleEveryone else.

Birthday Suit Alterations

'Mr Barnet a word please in my office now.'

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

'How did you...never mind...ring the doorbell?'

A gorilla returns in his space ship and discovers (to his disappointment) that the gorillas they left behind haven't really evolved - infact they have become nudists!

"No you weren't disturbing us, we were just having sex."

George was proving to be very popular with the ladies after taking-up nude pole vaulting!

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'

'I know you're retired now, Walter, but I still think you should put on some clothes.'

"Did you know the first nudist resort opened in Germany in 1903 in Dresden?"

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."

"Looks like Fred's headed to that clothing optional beach again."

Au Naturel Restaurant

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."

'Oh please Just who does Jerry think he's kidding with that censor strip'