Nudist Colony Leader Gifts

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

'Fancy a game of dress poker tonight darlin'?'

'This book's useless - it just tells me to loosen her clothing...'

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

'It's great that you get a boost in productivity from working in the nude, Paul, but I need you to stop borrowing my chair.'

'Yes,I know this isn't a nudist beach but my luggage is still at Heathrow!'

"Oh, that old thing? She's been wearing that for years, haven't you dear?"

"How on earth do you keep your cool with all this naked flesh around?"

A gorilla returns in his space ship and discovers (to his disappointment) that the gorillas they left behind haven't really evolved - infact they have become nudists!

"I told him nudism in space is a bad idea!"

"No you weren't disturbing us, we were just having sex."

'I've got nothing to wear!'

"It won't be much of a holiday for me, did you forget I'm a stripper?"

'Geez Neville, 2 million years of evolution and look what you've achieved... you're a nudist!'

'I got it for Father's Day.'

"They give me free drinks if I keep my tray table down."

'POSTED! TOPLESS BATHERS ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT!'

'Do you ever have those dreams where you're walking around fully clothed?'

Hopes: We're gonna need a bigger emotional toolbox!

Nudist Beach for people who shouldn't even think of being nude in public.

Hot enough for you?

'I had a really embarrassing dream last night. I was walking around in public, with all my clothes on.'

'Good God, Gerald. No one wears a tie to a party.'

"Now that we've moved to this nudist colony, I suppose we should send everyone a change of undress notice!"

'Father Bascombe makes the wrong assumption about the wedding at the nudist colony'

'No I don't care about your rules,,,'

Private Cactus Plains Nudist Colony.

24 hour nudist camp. We never clothes

What do you get a nudist on their brithday?

"Lovely! This is the perfect outfit for our nudists' convention! That'll be 2175 Euros, sir!"

"Every photograph I've taken here is over exposed"

New reality TV, like 'Dating Nude' may open the door to new shows...

"You're not going out undressed like that."

'Oh Frank, let's not swim here: It looks like a nudist-beach...'