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'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

'Fancy a game of dress poker tonight darlin'?'

'This book's useless - it just tells me to loosen her clothing...'

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

'It's great that you get a boost in productivity from working in the nude, Paul, but I need you to stop borrowing my chair.'

A gorilla returns in his space ship and discovers (to his disappointment) that the gorillas they left behind haven't really evolved - infact they have become nudists!

"No you weren't disturbing us, we were just having sex."

'I've got nothing to wear!'

"I told him nudism in space is a bad idea!"

"Oh, that old thing? She's been wearing that for years, haven't you dear?"

"How on earth do you keep your cool with all this naked flesh around?"

'Yes,I know this isn't a nudist beach but my luggage is still at Heathrow!'

"It won't be much of a holiday for me, did you forget I'm a stripper?"

'Do you ever have those dreams where you're walking around fully clothed?'

'Geez Neville, 2 million years of evolution and look what you've achieved... you're a nudist!'

'I got it for Father's Day.'

Nudist Beach for people who shouldn't even think of being nude in public.

"They give me free drinks if I keep my tray table down."

'POSTED! TOPLESS BATHERS ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT!'

Hopes: We're gonna need a bigger emotional toolbox!

'I had a really embarrassing dream last night. I was walking around in public, with all my clothes on.'

Hot enough for you?

'Good God, Gerald. No one wears a tie to a party.'

"Now that we've moved to this nudist colony, I suppose we should send everyone a change of undress notice!"

Private Cactus Plains Nudist Colony.

'Father Bascombe makes the wrong assumption about the wedding at the nudist colony'

'No I don't care about your rules,,,'

24 hour nudist camp. We never clothes

"You're not going out undressed like that."

New reality TV, like 'Dating Nude' may open the door to new shows...

What do you get a nudist on their brithday?

"Lovely! This is the perfect outfit for our nudists' convention! That'll be 2175 Euros, sir!"

"Every photograph I've taken here is over exposed"

'Oh Frank, let's not swim here: It looks like a nudist-beach...'