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A gorilla returns in his space ship and discovers (to his disappointment) that the gorillas they left behind haven't really evolved - infact they have become nudists!

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

"Privates Beach"

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

'This book's useless - it just tells me to loosen her clothing...'

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

"I've got pride but no shame."

Success often means distracting the competition.

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

'I'm all for answering the call of the wild, but Bill really takes it to the extreme!'

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

Naked Morris Dancers.

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

'I get this awful dream where I'm walking down the street - Completely clothed!'

"If you get nervous up here, just picture everyone in the audience wearing clothes!"

Nudist Beach: Beautiful PeopleEveryone else.

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

'Yes,I know this isn't a nudist beach but my luggage is still at Heathrow!'

"Why yes. My husband does work in the construction industry! How on earth did you guess?"

'Well, well, if it isn't Ted Watt in the flesh!'

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'

'Why do you always insist on a NATURIST holiday?'

George was proving to be very popular with the ladies after taking-up nude pole vaulting!

"Did you know the first nudist resort opened in Germany in 1903 in Dresden?"

"I told him nudism in space is a bad idea!"

Au Naturel Restaurant

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."