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'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

'This book's useless - it just tells me to loosen her clothing...'

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Success often means distracting the competition.

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

"I told him nudism in space is a bad idea!"

'Yes,I know this isn't a nudist beach but my luggage is still at Heathrow!'

George was proving to be very popular with the ladies after taking-up nude pole vaulting!

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'

'Why do you always insist on a NATURIST holiday?'

A gorilla returns in his space ship and discovers (to his disappointment) that the gorillas they left behind haven't really evolved - infact they have become nudists!

"Did you know the first nudist resort opened in Germany in 1903 in Dresden?"

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."

Au Naturel Restaurant

"Knock knock, are you decent?"

"It won't be much of a holiday for me, did you forget I'm a stripper?"

'Oh please Just who does Jerry think he's kidding with that censor strip'

Nude tourist.

'I'm afraid the old school tie won't work HERE, old boy!'

'I'm boycotting the clothing industry.'

'Take that! Oh...'

Nudist Beach for people who shouldn't even think of being nude in public.

'I got it for Father's Day.'