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"I must say nothing looks good on her!"

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

'Don't tell anybody, but I'm not wearing a robe.'

'Before I agree to marry you, I want to see what you look like with clothes on!'

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'From what you've told me, Lord Godiva, I think your wife is having a mid-life crisis.'

'I didn't spend all that money on a suntan for nothing.'

'Do Not Feed The Bares'

Naked Morris Dancers.

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

Nudist Beach: Beautiful PeopleEveryone else.

Birthday Suit Alterations

"Did you know the first nudist resort opened in Germany in 1903 in Dresden?"

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."

'I know you're retired now, Walter, but I still think you should put on some clothes.'

'Why do you always insist on a NATURIST holiday?'

Au Naturel Restaurant

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

'How did you...never mind...ring the doorbell?'

'Mr Barnet a word please in my office now.'

George was proving to be very popular with the ladies after taking-up nude pole vaulting!

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."

"I'll try just one to start."

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'

"No you weren't disturbing us, we were just having sex."