Nudist Colony Lover Gifts

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

''The consent of the governed'? -- that could be a deal-breaker.'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

'I didn't spend all that money on a suntan for nothing.'

'Do Not Feed The Bares'

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

"I told him nudism in space is a bad idea!"

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

Homeopathic trousers.

'Mr Barnet a word please in my office now.'

A gorilla returns in his space ship and discovers (to his disappointment) that the gorillas they left behind haven't really evolved - infact they have become nudists!

"I'll try just one to start."

"Looks like Fred's headed to that clothing optional beach again."

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'

"No you weren't disturbing us, we were just having sex."

George was proving to be very popular with the ladies after taking-up nude pole vaulting!

'How did you...never mind...ring the doorbell?'

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."

"Did you know the first nudist resort opened in Germany in 1903 in Dresden?"

'I know you're retired now, Walter, but I still think you should put on some clothes.'

Au Naturel Restaurant

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."

"It won't be much of a holiday for me, did you forget I'm a stripper?"